tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20166886146382992492024-03-12T23:52:16.720-04:00v o i d / t w othe glass is not
half empty
it is in fact
half not thereUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016688614638299249.post-73419475124323145582011-08-08T13:44:00.006-04:002011-08-08T13:46:24.866-04:00How to get called sir on the regular:1) Find people who do not normally get called sir.<br />
2) Befriend them.<br />
3) Begin calling them sir.<br />
4) Continue contact with aforementioned persons.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016688614638299249.post-3007755545802234302011-08-04T11:35:00.000-04:002011-08-04T11:35:43.993-04:00meddlesome childhoodchasing fever dreams<br />
leads to long wide streets<br />
no turn signals<br />
no crossing guards<br />
the same burning child inside<br />
all pride, piss, and perception<br />
piddling away<br />
still waiting for another quarter<br />
to appear in the change slot<br />
of a derelict pay phone from god<br />
bated breath, bit lip, worn eyes<br />
full body embodied by somebody<br />
birds bursting from burning bushes<br />
and baby, they burn bright<br />
who's left to cry wolf?<br />
descartes had the right idea<br />
start some shit<br />
let the rest of the world<br />
figure out what it meant<br />
sand off those wooden eyes<br />
and put on your dancing shoes<br />
the birds are swooping in<br />
to set you on fireUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016688614638299249.post-70636435428741116242011-08-01T11:42:00.001-04:002011-08-03T13:45:09.790-04:00lobo to meteeth not breaking skin<br />
crushing the throat<br />
bringin it all back to master<br />
food in your belly<br />
two and one half baby seals<br />
vomit and feed the wife and kids<br />
your legs let you run for days<br />
you can easily survive<br />
the harshest winter<br />
laughing at the inferior xeroxes<br />
cages, collars, and chains<br />
they bark 'bout bowls being bare<br />
you howl at the moon<br />
your timeless true god<br />
watching over you at night<br />
and winking<br />
once every twenty eight daysUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016688614638299249.post-90586879150485353452011-08-01T11:34:00.001-04:002011-08-02T09:35:38.638-04:00black fire butterflywonder is the wake of confusion<br />
a black fire butterfly<br />
fluttering in a hospital waiting room<br />
a prestidigitation, check the sleeves<br />
god, always check the sleeves<br />
love like a burial at sea<br />
but you get to borrow<br />
the submarine<br />
every now and then<br />
vesuvius in your chest<br />
in your brain case<br />
and you poke it with a stick<br />
one box to hold your life<br />
and you just wanna send it<br />
from point a to point b<br />
then set it on fire<br />
water runs uphill<br />
when the camera's upside downUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016688614638299249.post-16822064001199958522011-08-01T11:31:00.001-04:002011-08-01T11:32:58.876-04:00gloamsun in your eyes<br />
blinding beams to bask in<br />
but staring at it is harshly<br />
unavoidable and unnecessary<br />
it'll give you great crows feet<br />
at seventy<br />
licking ashes, spitting smoke<br />
you sit and dream fully awake<br />
warm eyes, warm body, warm lips<br />
sense recollecting, yearning<br />
you want the opposite of<br />
every sad song you hear<br />
worn eyes, worn body, worn lips<br />
those moths in your wallet<br />
are moving north for the summer<br />
to eat your heartUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016688614638299249.post-6298808400316077102011-06-30T01:14:00.001-04:002011-06-30T01:14:00.624-04:00v = 18<br>vestigial vestibule<br><br />vexed and vexing<br><br />verified, verily<br><br />virulently virile<br><br />vouched for<br><br />in vouchers<br><br />vain to the vein<br><br />vicious in viscosity<br><br />virus<br><br />veni<br><br />vici<br><br />in video<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016688614638299249.post-17996155768862821782011-06-10T10:15:00.001-04:002011-06-10T10:15:03.727-04:00new.advertisement("boost mobile"):<a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-wcMul5Eo6WI/TfIm5NYa9TI/AAAAAAAAANU/L42x8rLnopQ/new.advertisement%252528%252522boost%252520mobile%252522%252529%25253A_img_1.jpg"><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-wcMul5Eo6WI/TfIm5NYa9TI/AAAAAAAAANU/L42x8rLnopQ/new.advertisement%252528%252522boost%252520mobile%252522%252529%25253A_img_1.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left cursor: pointer;" height="190px" width="320px" /></a><br><br>if only they were in inflatable sumo suits in this scene.<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016688614638299249.post-52471021005272204272011-06-03T12:48:00.001-04:002011-06-03T12:48:32.393-04:00style.deathstar("disney"):<a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-LEKLkzJ3Ivc/TekQWJc3xSI/AAAAAAAAANQ/uJrvaGwrSv4/style.deathstar%252528%252522disney%252522%252529%25253A_img_1.jpg"><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-LEKLkzJ3Ivc/TekQWJc3xSI/AAAAAAAAANQ/uJrvaGwrSv4/style.deathstar%252528%252522disney%252522%252529%25253A_img_1.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left cursor: pointer;" height="200px" width="320px" /></a><br><br>not shabby for a 5 minute ms paint job.<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016688614638299249.post-83900756610983330852011-05-20T13:55:00.001-04:002011-05-20T13:55:50.277-04:00proper.attire("rapture"):<a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_NEBRnBXLSKg/TdarIr13BcI/AAAAAAAAANM/ATf-gCz8K9E/proper.attire%28%22rapture%22%29%3A_img_1.jpg"><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_NEBRnBXLSKg/TdarIr13BcI/AAAAAAAAANM/ATf-gCz8K9E/proper.attire%28%22rapture%22%29%3A_img_1.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left cursor: pointer;" height="246px" width="320px" /></a><br><br>seriously? no one else is spamming the crap out of blondie today?<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016688614638299249.post-23756769479578917652011-05-19T19:14:00.000-04:002011-05-19T19:14:17.114-04:00art.post("people pleasin"):<a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_NEBRnBXLSKg/TdWjQt5-paI/AAAAAAAAANI/kkmg1SyxQSE/art.post%28%22people%20pleasin%22%29%3A_img_1.jpg"><img height="320" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_NEBRnBXLSKg/TdWjQt5-paI/AAAAAAAAANI/kkmg1SyxQSE/art.post%28%22people%20pleasin%22%29%3A_img_1.jpg" style="margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 10px; margin-top: 0pt;" width="180" /></a><br />
<br />
hadn't looked through the book i made last year in quite a while. this was one of my favorite images that came of it. the amazingly varied and unique combinations of images clipped out of soley 60s to 80s national geographics still blows my mind. i think they will be my absolute resource in all the art i make.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016688614638299249.post-79275206043192612362011-05-18T12:35:00.001-04:002011-05-18T12:35:57.664-04:00face.palm("duck"):<a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_NEBRnBXLSKg/TdP1a05yZmI/AAAAAAAAANE/vGyqpunkGtE/face.palm%28%22duck%22%29%3A_img_1.jpg"><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_NEBRnBXLSKg/TdP1a05yZmI/AAAAAAAAANE/vGyqpunkGtE/face.palm%28%22duck%22%29%3A_img_1.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left cursor: pointer;" height="262px" width="320px" /></a><br><br>what's better than duckface or facepalm?<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016688614638299249.post-64063230609998193562011-05-11T01:23:00.001-04:002011-05-11T01:23:09.923-04:00location.body("with no protection in space"):<br>What really happens to a body ejected into space or exposed to extremely low pressure is by far scarier that any way I've seen it depicted in scifi. Over the course of 2-3 minutes, all of the gas trapped within your body's cells fizz out, like opening a pop. Your body expands with this gas, but does not explode. It instead forms into a muddy puddle of organic gases and solids, swirling in the last few bits of body heat and motion before becoming vaporized by cosmic radiation as it disperses. *shiver*<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016688614638299249.post-91492952822030677532011-04-26T00:10:00.001-04:002011-04-26T00:10:32.071-04:00influence.artistic("winston smith");via <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Smith_(artist)">wikipedia</a>,<br />
<br />
winston smith:<br />
(born May 27, 1952) is an artist who primarily uses the medium of collage. he is probably best known for the artwork he has produced for the american punk rock group dead kennedys.<br />
<br />
smith was one of my earliest influences in art, along with hieronymus bosch, and salvador dali. i grew up listening to the dead kennedys and can assuredly say that the album art was my initial draw to them, without ever hearing the music, when i picked up my first album from cd jungle. fresh fruit for rotting vegetables. it was then that i was in ap art, struggling to figure out what to do for my final project, and while looking through my collection to play some music, it just clicked. collage. i took an old book that i found at a sale going on at the public library <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Agony_and_the_Ecstasy_(novel)">(the agony and the ecstacy by irvine stone)</a> and would alternately paste collages and enlarge words with a sharpie on the pages. i got an a+. it was a huge book.<br />
<br />
i met winston when i was working at a ups store in fisherman's wharf, san francisco. dumbstruck, i barely managed to garble out "you're awesome, man". this tends to happen when one meets one of their idols. same thing happened when i ended up in the green room with the beastie boys.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.winstonsmith.com/">the montage art of winston smith</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016688614638299249.post-75036582129615366022011-03-21T01:56:00.001-04:002011-03-21T01:56:26.450-04:00a complete set of instructions for the first time smoker<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/halfvoid/5546036436/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5020/5546036436_40940de889_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/halfvoid/5546036436/">a complete set of instructions for the first time smoker</a> <br />Originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/halfvoid/">halfvoid</a></span><br clear="all" /><p>a complete set of instructions for the first time smoker</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016688614638299249.post-74901698479474601932011-03-13T17:10:00.005-04:002011-04-26T00:33:57.364-04:00webtoy.review("katamari hack"):turn any webpage into a game of katamari damacy. roll around the browser, picking up larger objects as your sphere grows in size. try it <a href="javascript:var i,s,ss=['http://kathack.com/js/kh.js','http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.5.1/jquery.min.js'];for(i=0;i!=ss.length;i++){s=document.createElement('script');s.src=ss[i];document.body.appendChild(s);}void(0);">here</a>.<br />
<br />
or copy this into your location bar on any site.<br />
<br />
<blockquote>javascript:var i,s,ss=['http://kathack.com/js/kh.js','http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.5.1/jquery.min.js'];for(i=0;i!=ss.length;i++){s=document.createElement('script');s.src=ss[i];document.body.appendChild(s);}void(0);</blockquote><br />
Just right click anywhere on the page to roll your sphere towards your mouse.<br />
<br />
Source: <a href="http://kathack.com/">Katamari Hack</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016688614638299249.post-90793412441239516642011-03-11T09:41:00.001-05:002011-03-11T09:41:17.687-05:00game.review("cyberlords - arcology"):<br>amazing action/tactical cyberpunk rpg for the android. takes all the best bits of shadowrun for the snes and keeps going from there. lead a squad of four futuristic rebels infiltrating a corporate mega city.<br /><br> <a href="http://market.android.com/details?id=com.hg.cyberlords">http://market.android.com/details?id=com.hg.cyberlords</a> <br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016688614638299249.post-48494360164524467082011-03-10T19:13:00.002-05:002011-03-13T23:53:25.929-04:00game.review("the maddening"):awesome android 2d platformer. the maddening takes you on an intense run for your life from a wall of death, while dealing with constantly generating obstacles and terrain that rotates around a red swirling vortex. extra awesome. i gave it 5 stars. free ad supported and paid versions. link to free version here. <br />
<br />
<a href="http://market.android.com/details?id=com.yoyogames.droidmaddeningfree">http://market.android.com/details?id=com.yoyogames.droidmaddeningfree</a> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016688614638299249.post-72745867757160569892011-03-09T21:48:00.001-05:002011-03-13T20:19:27.960-04:00book.review(head first python):A great book with great insight into learning in general, on top of a wonderfully immersive approach to teaching python.<br />
<br />
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<br />
<a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/0636920003434">Head First Python - O'Reilly</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016688614638299249.post-10519238846514589572011-03-08T22:06:00.003-05:002011-03-13T23:54:23.600-04:00do.refurbish(voidovertwo.blogspot.com):Gonna burn it all down and start from scratch. New stuff dealing with python developement, and collages. Weird combo, sure.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0